Party Rules 101
- Hygiene is TOP PRIORITY. Baths go a long long way.. so remember to come Clean n Smelling Fresh. For all you Top.. washing below is really important.. and you Bottoms make sure you wash out properly.. having a "mistake" isnt Cool...
- Don’t act brand new. Even if you are new to the orgy party set up, don’t let everyone else know. Just play it cool. You’ve all seen an orgy porn scene. Now, it’s just 3D. Act like you’ve been there before. Things will go a lot smoother.
- Get in where you fit in. Don’t be shy. It’s OK to look round. If someone catches your eye, use that charm to get next to him. Truthfully, you won’t need much. People are there for sex. So get to sexing.
- Don’t get attached. Orgies are all about the animalistic urge to have sex. Nothing more. If you start out with one guy and he wants to move on, let him. This ain’t the place for feelings. It’s a sex buffet, so feel free to sample the rest of the dishes… as long as they want you to.
- Experiment. If you’re ever going to be freaky, this is the place. Leave your hang ups at home. Orgy parties are about trying the freakiest sexual stuff you can think off with multiple people. Don’t be surprised if two guys want you at once, or if a guy wants you to help him out with another guy. Just be in the moment and go for it if you feel it.
- Don’t push it. You can only go as far as your partner(s) wants to go. Don’t try to force your own sexual agenda on someone else. If they’re for it then fine. If not, then chill out buddy. You’ll run the risk of not being invited for a return engagement.
- No pass interference. Don’t disrupt any of the sex going on. Remember, you want to be a cog in the sex machine. You don’t want to be a monkey wrench. Don’t get in the way of the other participants. Everybody’s trying to get down, so don’t interfere with them, just join them.
- Bring a male companion. If you can find someone who’s up to go, then bring him. This’ll guarantee that you’ll know someone there. It’ll also guarantee that you have at least one guy that’ll want to get down with you. You look more attractive when you have another man all over you. Hint, Hint.
- Know the party rules. Make sure you know the parameters of the scene. You’d hate to be the only guy there unprepared. Remember, you don’t want to look like the new dork. So, make sure you know what’s going to happen once you get there.
- No cameras/ No Phones in side Party Zone. Leave it at home, in the car or the front . You’ll just have to use your descriptive skills to illustrate what happened to all of your less fortunate and horny friends. Grab your Thesaurus.
- Have fun. Sex is supposed to be enjoyable. Sex with a bunch of people should be even more enjoyable; if you’re in to that sort of thing. So have some fun. It may be the only chance you have to experience a good orgy party.
